The Dwellers of Jevon Online @ oxygen.jevon.org


Jevon
Name: « j.dub »
Also Known As: Anti-Girl Man, Jevon, Bitch
Hub Status: Hub Owner and General Pimp
Favourite Saying: "lol" and "STOP THAT!"
Location: Palmerston North
Annoying Habit: !pouting
Most Likely to be: Committed, when PHP is no longer used
Favourite Drink of an Alcoholic Nature: Anti-Girl Man can never let his guard down!
Quote: M"y fingers have too much energy for my brain"




HRT
Name: HRT
Also Known As: That Dirty Spamming Whore
Hub Status: Arcturi's Plaything
Favourite Saying: "Bollocks" and "Indeed"
Location: Dunners
Annoying Habit: Whining about essays/lab reports not doing themselves......at 5:30 in the morning
Most Likely to be: Online
Favourite Drink of an Alcoholic Nature:
Quote: "wtf is up with adding all the retarded things I say to the quote vault?"




MrPhreak
Name: MrPhreak
Also Known As: That Fucking Canadian
Hub Status: Resident Doorstop
Favourite Saying: ""
Location: Deeeeeep South Auckland
Annoying Habit: Existing
Most Likely to be: That guy your parents warned you about
Favourite Drink of an Alcoholic Nature: Anyfink but bourbon suh!
Quote: "Woohooo, roleplaying and uniforms"




Jimbobstoner
Name: Jimbobstoner
Also Known As:
Hub Status: Professional Bum
Favourite Saying: "yus"
Location: Dunners
Annoying Habit: Kicking people while they're asleep
Most Likely to be: Playing Wolf ET
Favourite Drink of an Alcoholic Nature: Bourbon, Whiskey
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nzwizard
Name: nzwizard
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Favourite Saying: ""
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Seren†onin
Name: Seren†onin
Also Known As: Prunette's Sisi
Hub Status: AWOL :o(
Favourite Saying: ""
Location: South Auckers
Annoying Habit: Not being online :(
Most Likely to be: Target of many of Jevon's !huggles
Favourite Drink of an Alcoholic Nature:
Quote: " i can type with my breasts"



Brunette
Name: Brunette
Also Known As: Trouble
Hub Status: The Mistress of the Night
Favourite Saying: "!lick"
Location: Likely to be on a sunset beach
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Most Likely to be: Top netball player
Favourite Drink of an Alcoholic Nature: Bourbon
Quote: " oh my...... while ya down there............................."


AleXP
Name: AleXP
Also Known As: Dirty Whore #3
Hub Status: General Whiney Bitch
Favourite Saying: ""
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Annoying Habit: Orc Licking
Most Likely to be: Arrested
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.Phantom
Name: .Phantom
Also Known As: The AntiPhreak
Hub Status: General Annoyance and Plague Bearer
Favourite Saying: ""
Location: Christchurch
Annoying Habit: Bugging MrPhreak
Most Likely to be: Whatever he wants to be
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Legion©
Name: Legion©
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Hub Status: Brunette's Man Slave
Favourite Saying: "Oh God, not the whips again"
Location: Christchurch
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Favourite Drink of an Alcoholic Nature: Another one of the bourbon faith
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Arcturi
Name: Arcturi
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Hub Status: The Innocent One
Favourite Saying: "C'mon Jevon, why are you !pouting this time?"
Location: Christchurch
Annoying Habit: Stealing Spaghetti
Most Likely to be: Followed by HRT
Favourite Drink of an Alcoholic Nature: Bourbon or Bacardi
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Troll
Name: Troll
Also Known As: He Who Bites
Hub Status: Demon Spawn
Favourite Saying: ""
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Annoying Habit: Biting the visitors
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Ts'Lasia
Name: Ts'Lasia
Also Known As:
Hub Status: Token Goth
Favourite Saying: "I have a mind like a steel trap. Things wander in and get mangled."
Location: Three steps sideway of reality
Annoying Habit: Working for Telecom
Most Likely to be: Confuzzling
Favourite Drink of an Alcoholic Nature: Chartreuse of the Green kind
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Knight
Name: Knight
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Hub Status: Op Begger
Favourite Saying: "GIMME OPS!!!"
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Annoying Habit: Asking for Ops
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Sex0r
Name: Sex0r
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Favourite Saying: ""
Location: Hamilton
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Cajun
Name: Cajun
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Favourite Saying: "do do do"
Location: Tauranging
Annoying Habit: Skipping around hub
Most Likely to be: Motorbike racer
Favourite Drink of an Alcoholic Nature: Southern comforts of corona extras
Quote: " Life sucks, wear a helmet"



SourSkittles
Name: SourSkittles
Also Known As: Box Camper
Hub Status: Espionage and Stealth Expert
Favourite Saying: ""
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Annoying Habit: Sneaking up on people
Most Likely to be: Undercover Agent for a major secret organisation
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snoops
Name: snoops
Also Known As: Snoopy Woopy Woo
Hub Status: Hub Hound Dawg
Favourite Saying: ""
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Most Likely to be: Rock Groupie
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-=SilverDragon=-
Name: -=SilverDragon=-
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Hub Status: The man who's seen everything and done it all
Favourite Saying: "There was this one time in Hamilton with these girls....."
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Annoying Habit: He's just too damn nice
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Favourite Drink of an Alcoholic Nature: Bourbon, Wild Turkey
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Andra
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Jayme
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The Ancients
Name: The_Ancients
Also Known As: His Lordship
Hub Status: Official Trouble Maker
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Location: Auckland
Annoying Habit: Getting up incredibly early and actually enjoying it
Most Likely to be: "Team Building" (a.k.a. water fights)
Favourite Drink of an Alcoholic Nature: Wild Turkey 1855 Reserve, Green Chartreuse
Quote: < Insert Comment Here > *ducks*


WillowandTara
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SoniKalien
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@Large
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Devli
Name: Devli
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The above information is by no means true in any way, shape or form(Except those bits that are true)
and was created through translation of ancient scrolls by MrPhreak and HRT.
Please send all blame and hate mail to j.dub.

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